Playboy: What do you do for a living?

Susan: I'm a bookkeeper at an accounting firm, but I'm studying to become an accountant.

Playboy: They say accountants are the most boring people on earth.

Susan:...ong> I'm just the opposite. I love to dance and have a good time. It doesn't take much to get me drunk.

Playboy: Are you allowed to wear sexy outfits around the office?

Susan: I always get in trouble for wearing low-cut tops or ones that are too tight. There's not much I can do about that because I have pretty big breasts. I wear fun lingerie -- if I have to dress conservative all week I can at least have fun underneath.

Playboy: If you go out to a bar after work in your office clothes, do guys hit on you?

Susan: I get more attention when I'm dressed up on the weekend. I think it intimidates a lot of men when they see you in business attire.