Katrina: Building relationships with clients.

Playboy: Wow, you really are twins. Got any good tales of double-dating high jinks?

Bridget: Maybe we will, now that we're both single again. Katrina just moved in across the street from me.

Katrina: We're going to start raising some hell.

Playboy: For the record, you're fraternal twins, not identical?

Bridget: Yes, but the older we get, the more we look alike.

Katrina: We sound alike, too. I have a huge crush on this guy, and I haven't done anything about it, so Bridget's going to call him and pretend to be me to break the ice. I'm a little shy.

Playboy: What's your sister's best physical asset?

Bridget: Her butt is perkier than mine. She has a great ass.

Katrina: Okay, but that's probably because I'm shorter. Her boobs are much better than mine.

Bridget: I've noticed clients staring at my boobs, but I don't take offense -- you use what you got.