I DON’T think I’ve ever heard a good pickup line at my bar, Alibi Cafe in Providence. Maybe I shouldn’t have said that—now it sounds like a challenge. ARE DRUNK girls worse than drunk guys? I don’t know. All drunk people love to knock their glasses over, so I’d rather deal with whoeve ...r spills the least. RHODE ISLAND is such a small state that you can’t do anything without everyone else hearing about it. AT MY last job, my best friend and I had a champagne fight. Because our clothes were soaked, we borrowed shirts from two guys and drove home in our underwear. It’s a good thing we didn’t get pulled over.

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