Angel Jade is a nursing student from the University of Wisconsin who says you’ll never find coeds from UW partying at any other school in Wisconsin. “Wisconsin students never visit other schools. People always visit Madison because we have the best parties,” explains our all-natural Coed of the Week for September 2, 2004. “Halloween is absolutely nuts. Last year, girls were flashing the crowd, which started a riot. It was hilarious—when the police came, guys dressed in gorilla suits climbed trees to escape the confusion.” Blonde-haired Angel was able to get away from the Halloween madness without incident, and being the helpful beauty she is, she was on hand to assist anyone with aching muscles following the infamous tree climbing escape. “I'm a big fan of giving massages and want to someday be a massage therapist. I like pleasing people and making them feel good,” says Miss Jade. “I do a great full-body massage— I go from head to toe. I think like 87 percent of massages lead to sex. But, for me, it'll only lead to sex if it's the right person.” Angel, Playboy fans are always the right people.