Playboy: This looks like the perfect Wrigleyville bar to have a beer before a Cubs game.
Kimberley: Upstairs we have batting cages if you need another distraction.
Playboy: You are enough of a distraction for us. Do we detect an accent?
Kimberley: I'm from Australia.
Playboy: What brings you to Chicago?
Kimberley: I've traveled all around the U.S., and I like the people and weather here the best.
Playboy: And the Cubs?
Kimberley: Go, Cubs, go!
Playboy: What's the preferred drink here?
Kimberley: We serve a lot of beer-Old Style and Bud Light-and people order plenty of bomb shots.
Playboy: Anything refreshing for the summer weather?
Kimberley: I'll shake up some Sluggers.
Playboy: Forgive us for being forward, but would you like to pose for Playboy?
Kimberley: That would be a dream.
Playboy: When can you come in?
Kimberley: Check the Cubs' schedule to see when they have a road game.
THE SLUGGER
1½ oz. Maker's Mark
½ oz. Triple Sec
Juice of half of lemon
Ginger ale
Shake all but ginger ale with ice, pour into pint glass over ice and top with ginger ale.
