1. What part of a guy do you study first?
I like a man with muscle who can keep up with me when I'm running. But brains are a requisite -- meatheads need not apply!
2. What's the party scene like at your school?
The biggest party of the year happens at my house! My roommates and I, also fellow chemists, throw an annual wrestling party. We figured out how to make petroleum jelly by the 50-gallon drum and we let people take out their aggressions on girlfriends/boyfriends, roommates and total strangers in an inflatable kiddie pool in our backyard. It gets wild! Sometimes clothes come off and the neighbors always complain! When the cops come they have a hard time pretending they're not amused.
3. What are some of your favorite things?
I love going for long runs in the mountains. It's really meditative and I see the most gorgeous, sweaty men on the trails! My favorite thing at home is my cat. She's a formidable spooner, so the gentlemen have some competition in the spooning department! My favorite experiences are overseas: Some of my best memories are on the Trans-Siberian Railway, on the zip lines over the canopy in Costa Rica's jungle and trekking through Nepal's Himalayas.
Final Exam: What is your special talent?
I like to consider myself a modern-day Shakespeare. I compose spontaneous bawdy poetry and I sing salacious improv -- "Free Ballin'" to a popular Tom Petty song. It's especially amusing because I'm a terrible singer.
