Playboy: Are the Red Sox on?
Bethanie: You're at Whiskey's in Boston's Back Bay-the Sox are on every TV.
Playboy: Of course. We were fixated on you and your Daisy Dukes.
Bethanie: That happens. Did you work your way up to my Sox shirt yet?
Playboy: Indeed. What does your tattoo signify? [Bethanie has a puzzle-piece tattoo on her belly.]
Bethanie: The simple answer: I'm complicated.
Playboy: How so?
Bethanie: I'm a girlie girl who loves shopping and hanging out by the pool, but I also love playing MMORPG, and I'm bartending to put myself through college. I'm studying computer science.
Playboy: And the complicated answer?
Bethanie: I'm always exploring. I go through life looking for the missing piece.
Playboy: Like the Sox front office. How do you enjoy dealing with Boston fans?
Bethanie: They are much less obnoxious than Yankees fans.
Playboy: Nice. What do you suggest we watch the game with?
Bethanie: A green monstah. It's like a Long Island iced tea, but it's green.
GREEN MONSTAH
¼ ounce each of vodka, gin, rum and tequila
½ ounce of Midori
Splash of sour mix
Splash of 7Up
Pour over ice in a rocks glass every time Big Papi gets to the plate.
Bethanie: You're at Whiskey's in Boston's Back Bay-the Sox are on every TV.
Playboy: Of course. We were fixated on you and your Daisy Dukes.
Bethanie: That happens. Did you work your way up to my Sox shirt yet?
Playboy: Indeed. What does your tattoo signify? [Bethanie has a puzzle-piece tattoo on her belly.]
Bethanie: The simple answer: I'm complicated.
Playboy: How so?
Bethanie: I'm a girlie girl who loves shopping and hanging out by the pool, but I also love playing MMORPG, and I'm bartending to put myself through college. I'm studying computer science.
Playboy: And the complicated answer?
Bethanie: I'm always exploring. I go through life looking for the missing piece.
Playboy: Like the Sox front office. How do you enjoy dealing with Boston fans?
Bethanie: They are much less obnoxious than Yankees fans.
Playboy: Nice. What do you suggest we watch the game with?
Bethanie: A green monstah. It's like a Long Island iced tea, but it's green.
GREEN MONSTAH
¼ ounce each of vodka, gin, rum and tequila
½ ounce of Midori
Splash of sour mix
Splash of 7Up
Pour over ice in a rocks glass every time Big Papi gets to the plate.
