DON'T COME INTO my bar, Black-Finn in New York City. If you like Ketel One you should have it neat or on the rocks.
LET ME KNOW if you see a girl at the end of the bar you're interested in. When she's done with her glass, I'll tell her an awesome, handsome, sweet man (a.k.a. you) wants to buy her a glass. Girls always trust the opinion of other girls.
IF YOU BRING a date to a bar, take note of how she treats the bartender. It's a good indication of how she'll treat your friends.
I LIKE SHOWING OFF my boobs when I bartend. So please enjoy them. But also, please look me in the eyes when you're ordering a glass.
